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Re: Flamethrower Combat Garden Gnome
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:40 am
by Stuart
BlackSheep214 wrote:I grew up watching Looney Tunes on Saturday mornings. Still love them.
Me too - I loved the Roadrunner cartoons the most (hence the avatar) but I hated that bloody bird! I want to see the final one were the Coyote finally catches it.
I can see the final scene now, - The part eaten Road-runner turning on a spit, whilst the Coyote leans back picking his teeth with a toothpick - “Beep Beep my arse”.
Re: Flamethrower Combat Garden Gnome
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:49 am
by bitbite
I hated him too! These should cheer you up.
Re: Flamethrower Combat Garden Gnome
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 1:34 pm
by BlackSheep214
Funny, the roadrunner never bothered me much but I've always hated that damn Tweety bird.
Re: Flamethrower Combat Garden Gnome
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 2:11 pm
by bitbite
BlackSheep214 wrote:Funny, the roadrunner never bothered me much but I've always hated that damn Tweety bird.
Never cared for it much either...
Re: Flamethrower Combat Garden Gnome
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:22 pm
by bitbite
Stikpusher wrote:Careful now... Or I'll find a male dog with an over active bladder up your way to visit your gnomes...
Ok, so I gave Flamethrower dude a shot of flat clear yesterday before I placed him in the garden permanently. Went to put him back in his spot and, no joke, there was a giant dog poop there. lol
Not having the abilities to give it a DNA test, I cannot positively say that this was the work of the boy's dog. Was going to take a picture of it for you but even I thought that might be a bit much for here. Therefore, I can only assume that it was you!
DAMN YOU, STIK! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU AND YOUR UNCONVENTIONAL WARFARE!
Re: Flamethrower Combat Garden Gnome
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:27 am
by Stikpusher
Maybe I'll send a cat next time... un neutered male of course... squat and bury or spray...
Re: Flamethrower Combat Garden Gnome
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 9:21 pm
by bitbite
They sent the Combat Garden Gnome detachment to a sector they thought would be quiet for them to rest and refit.
GNOMES IN THE ARDENNES
Re: Flamethrower Combat Garden Gnome
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 10:12 pm
by Stikpusher
Ok, you're gonna give me flashbacks to frozen foreign lands...
Re: Flamethrower Combat Garden Gnome
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 10:23 pm
by BlackSheep214
LOL! Nice !
Re: Flamethrower Combat Garden Gnome
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 12:44 pm
by bitbite
I previously stated that I had "one more trick up my sleeve" for these guys. Well, it's not much but here it is. A sign! It's actually got little bullet holes in it but they didn't show up in the picture. Tried putting an American flag in there behind them too but the stick broke. *shrug* Cleared away the dog poop that Carlos planted near the flamethrower guy and moved him back in his proper spot. So there it is. Outdoor diorama complete!
