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I knew that would turn up at some point... You know, I'm really starting to regret building that kit

LyleW wrote:Do you know how much a pirate pays for corn?

No, no, no.

Stuart wrote: I knew that would turn up at some point... You know, I'm really starting to regret building that kit

Ya know, I’ve never built one of those Bucc’s before… along with a lot of other post war British types… (shameless plug to get folks thinking for the upcoming GB)




Soooooo….. what did the leper say to the hooker?

Keep the tip

This one is for Stik...

A man was on his way to a conference in another town and was tooling down the road at some fairly excessive speed. The trooper pulled him over and told him, my shift ends in 15 minutes. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I have not heard before, I'll not write you a ticket then I don't have to do all the paperwork.

The man replied, "Well sir, 14 years ago my ex left me for a State Trooper. I thought they were trying to bring her back."

The man did not get a ticket.

I though that was a true story, not a joke…

It could easily be true. Would not surprise me at all.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Nothing! He can’t come anyways

What do you do with that dog?

Take him for a pull

Carlos - We need more British Jets on here!

Why wasn't Jesus born in Hollywood?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin....