LyleW wrote: ↑Sun Dec 11, 2022 8:18 am
Joe, those are real beauties! Let’s see, 350. 4 speed, teen driver. Check. What could go wrong?
Heh, heh. My parents promised me a new car for a high school grad gift in 1971. (
Yes, I was that soiled only child 
) I wanted a Dodge Dart Swinger 340. My folks seemed good with that and sure enough, one fine day we drove to Waco to find that Dart. The Waco Dodge dealer only had one 340 Swinger; it was Plum Crazy, w/4-speed, no air. Not exactly the color I wanted and hey, I was 18...I didn't need no a/c! As fate would have it, Dodge was running a promotion that offered Dart Swinger 318s with auto transmission at no charge. They had a bunch of those kind.
I was in the purple 340, when the salesman came over and basically talked my parents out of that car. He explained all the downsides; higher insurance, less gas mileage, less safe for a younger driver...yeah, all those grown-up, common sense stuff. Then, of course, he began pitching the 318s. He and I basically got in a nasty argument about it. I saw my "dream car" disappearing before my eyes.
I walked away and prowled the lot. On the back row was a brand new Dodge SuperBee; 383, four-speed, cowl induction, olive green. It was over a year old and had not sold. I figured that Dealer would make my folks a smokin' deal to get rid of that SuperBee. I even found the keys over the sun-visor and cranked it up. Oh, that big-block Dodge sounded so damned good!
My folks eventually found me and I made my pitch. One look at that bad-boy and I was shot down.
To this day, I'd like to strangle that salesman! I hope he died a painful death in those polyester pants...
